I also got a very special gift.
About a week ago, my 7 year-old started talking about the gift she was making for me at school, ramping up the excitement and anticipation (aka anxiety) each day. Her comments started on Monday with a little grin and twinkling eyes saying, "I can't wait to give you your Mother's Day present." And by Friday, we had progressed to squeals and clapping and jumping from the furniture with declarations of, "You are going to LOVE your Mother's Day present! It's going to make you feel just like a princess!"
Cue heart palpitations and scaly fingers of dread constricting my throat. (Dramatic much?)
What in the world could she have made at school that would make me feel just like a princess? I had no idea. I mentioned it on Facebook and Twitter and the general consensus among my friends was that...
1.) I should, in fact, be very nervous about this gift.
2.) There was a strong likelihood that at some point on Mother's Day, I would end up in an adult-sized tutu. A tiara was not completely out of the question, either.
The one ray of hope I clung to was that surely an adult-sized tutu couldn't fit in her little backpack. Right? It couldn't, could it?! Please, God, don't let it fit in her backpack.
Looking back, there were a couple of hints that should have clued me in on this princess-inducing gift, but my muddled mommy brain didn't put it all together until afterwards. One was when she said, "Mom, have you ever had tea in a pouch?"
"Uh, not that I recall. Is that like a CapriSun or something?"
"Yeah, I guess. But I think you mix it with water first."
Hmmm. Tea in a pouch?*
That sounds as though it would make me feel like the exact opposite of a princess, but ok.
Well, Sunday finally arrived and I woke up to Corban's sweet, freckled face beaming with pride as she delivered this to my bedside table...
Breakfast in a Bag! And tea in a pouch! *Turns out, I've completely failed Parenting 101 since my kid has never heard of a tea bag (my English friends are going to be so ashamed of me).
I have never felt closer to being royalty in all my life. I've also never been more relieved to receive a brown paper bag as a gift.
I love that little girl. She's just one of my three amazing reasons to celebrate being a mom.
If you're a mom, I hope you had a beautiful Mother's Day and were treated like a princess, too.
What's your favorite (or most shameful) Mother's Day gift story?